The 5 word story!

[Xires]

Yes, taken from another forum, but ignore that part. :)

This is how it works:
Everyone puts down 5 words to make a story!

I'll start:


Jon walked down the trail

[claypidgeon]

and saw a little goat

[Yeldarb]

hiding with a sniper rifle

[John Clabo]

GamerNode takes over the world forever

[DeMenTeD]

John loses at this game

[John Clabo]

Demented is fired in turn..........turn.


Rofl. I quit

[Yeldarb]

Bradley craps his pants laughing

[Steve Harcum]

after eating thick meaty chilli

[Toksik1]

which was filled with BBQ

[EclipseSix]

which lands on the goat's

[DeMenTeD]

back with its tough hair

[Yeldarb]

and the goat becomes sad

[DeMenTeD]

that he has no comb

[Stanhead]

and mutates into a zombie

[Yeldarb]

and notices another goat nearby

[Stanhead]

and swallows the goat whole

[Yeldarb]

but begins to choke violently

[Natoksane]

gasping for air he dies

[TheTaxidermist]

nobody comes to his funeral.

[Yeldarb]

the corpse springs to life

[D3TON8R]

in a rage of revenge

[Steve Harcum]

but gets high and laughs

[D3TON8R]

and returns to his coffin.

[PIMPMASTAPWNAGE]

then kills everyone on awakening

[D3TON8R]

(Errr, dude, there's a fullstop at the end of the "returns to his coffin" so that another sentence may be started.....:))

[Xires]

We need to make it continual..

Starting over:

After gazing into the sky..

[TheTaxidermist]

he saw a flying jaguar

[VipeNess]

named with a Vipe Ness

[Xires]

Everybody thought it was noob

[Sylentsnipe]

he tried to stop smoking

[Natoksane]

But he loved sucking ash

[Slyfox]

he kicks habit for klondikes

[Natoksane]

he skips school for klondikes

[Xires]

He's addicted to Klondikes until..

[Natoksane]

he finds the amazing internet

[Xires]

Then he learns 1337 speak

[Steve Harcum]

and starts PWnInG! noobs immediately

[DeMenTeD]

then he was challenged by

[Steve Harcum]

a very fat man from

[DeMenTeD]

the masterer world of pwnage

[Natoksane]

that couldnt pwn klondike lover

[TheTaxidermist]

who wanked off to Prince

[Natoksane]

because he hated princess peach

[John Clabo]

who loved GamerNode radio

[Natoksane]

and disliked the joke gameshout

[John Clabo]

Which is run by Andy Hodges

[DeMenTeD]

which is the butt of

[Steve Harcum]

every gay joke ever made

[Xires]

But then, a joke to...

[DeMenTeD]

you is about as lame

[Steve Harcum]

but jokes are for the

[TheTaxidermist]

little children of the corn

[Steve Harcum]

who dont actually eat corn

[Bombadil]

because they would rather eat

[Natoksane]

people because they're actually cannibals

[Steve Harcum]

but only ass-meat because

[Natoksane]

they just roll like that

[Steve Harcum]

with 22's on the whip

[TheTaxidermist]

they pwned all the n00bs

[Xires]

and when they got done

[Steve Harcum]

they got dem platinum fronts

[Xires]

and nobody knew what was

[Toksik1]

,died because you have to

[Darkside]

And reaches for his gun...

[John Clabo]

and gives out the HEADSHOT

[Slyfox]

to all the little n00bs

[Toksik1]

in the town of Noobville

[Xires]

, of L33tland, South America

[John Clabo]

filled with spanish workers

[sercoe]

who eat lots of good

[John Clabo]

Pizza at the Pizzahut

[OWNAGE TIME]

and owns PizzaHut with BF2 :)

[noobman]

While trying to find his...

[TheTaxidermist]

little piece of the pie (some people have been using four words... learn to count).

[John Clabo]

Which tasted very bad because....

[TheTaxidermist]

it was baked with gerbils

[OWNAGE TIME]

That had gamernode tattoed on

[D3TON8R]

their cute little gerbil bums......

[OWNAGE TIME]

which imploded killing them all

[TheTaxidermist]

in a fiery gerbil explosion

[D3TON8R]

taxi's gerbil fettish soon ended

[OWNAGE TIME]

but a gerbil hit "taxi"

[John Clabo]

causing a black out right then and there (not 5 words...who cares lol)

[D3TON8R]

which left lone all......alone :P

[John Clabo]

which made lone go all FPS_Doug on Mark

[D3TON8R]

who suprised John by whooping him ferociously! (if you don't stick to rules, nor will i! :P)

[TheTaxidermist]

and then this thread got rediculously stupid because people put in more than five words. Buncha nubs.

[OWNAGE TIME]

and then this thread got rediculously stupid because people put in more than five words. Buncha nubs.

Hipocrit = taxi - just playing anyway...

[John Clabo]

taxi= driver

[TheTaxidermist]

rofl john you are a n00b

[Jacob]

he raised his weapon high

[OWNAGE TIME]

and turned to the magical

[John Clabo]

gun running Gamernode n00b

[BowLowly]

to begin a never ending

[OWNAGE TIME]

battle against the all powerfull

[Jacob]

Spam Master...real name Vernon.

[Jacob Grabinski]

For Vernon truely was the

[Liquid3]

servant of the almighty liquid

[Natoksane]

That plotted on killing him

[Liquid3]

That plotted on killing him
But he failed bad and ...

[Natoksane]

was buried in a ditch

[Liquid3]

was buried in a ditch
by the almighty liquid pwned!

[Jacob]

But then he came back

[Natoksane]

to finish the job, but

[Jacob Grabinski]

Jacob smited him with a

[Natoksane]

magic wand. Like Harry Potter

[Jacob Grabinski]

who also happens to be

[Natoksane]

a famous rapper from the

[OWNAGE TIME]

gamernode web developement staff that

[Natoksane]

got fired for trying to

[Jacob Grabinski]

beat up a well known

[Quasar]

acrobatic banana and dog juggler...

[Simmsman]

because he wanted to get..

[John Clabo]

The knife award on battle field 2.

[Jacob]

But the knife was missing

[Simmsman]

so he finally decided to..

[PøLsE]

Eat a slightly rugged chainsaw

[{51}Vertigo]

which slipped and fell on

[{51}Vertigo]

bin ladens moldy green (region located in lower abdominal areaaaaaaa!!!!!)

[Jesse!]

Then a happy blue llama...

[drunkymonkey]

did a merry jig happily.

[Jacob]

while eating some smoked ham

[Jesse!]

and kicking his llama children

[Kinggeoff]

they hear some porno music...



;) awwwww yea

[Jesse!]

coming from the telephones's speakerphone...

[Jacob]

it's a nice little jingle