D3TON8R
August 22nd, 2005, 09:01 PM
Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a fire wall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared
and said: You've Got Male."
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a fire wall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared
and said: You've Got Male."